When I first started drafting this I thought..."hey, it can't be that hard right? After all, by the time anybody reads this it will be lost in the vast matrix of code"...but then Lucifer poofed into existence and prodded me with negativity via his miniature pitchfork. None the less, I brushed Lucifer's lazy ass to the side and began to write...I say write but I really mean scribble doodles and graphite onto lined paper followed by a soft thud of scrunched up lined paper, and then all the scrunched up lined paper piled up and became a wall of scrunched up line paper and then the wall became a sea of scrunched up lined paper and I drowned. You see I strive to be different and have often been retold this fact over and over...as a result, I didn't want some half arsed introduction so I buried myself in my sea of metaphorical scrunched up paper and...I began to swim...so I will start simply like this
"Hi Kits, how's Life?"